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Opening Thoughts: The Jersey Devil? Not a myth/urban legend I'm too familiar with. But if there's anyone who can make it awesome, it's the Supernatural writing crew/cast/pretty much everyone involved! And might I say, DAMN Crowley looks good with facial hair!
We left off with the boys sort of reconciling. Let's see how that goes.
Open on first-person view of what I believe to be a monster hiding in the woods. There's a couple going to bed in their RV/trailer. I'm sure this is about to demonstrate exactly why I don't go camping. Okay, the guys hanging upside down from a tree. This is so not going to end well. And it didn't. Camping man is ripped apart by unseen monster. This is why I don't camp.
What are the boys stripping wire for? Oh, they're trying to light up their new hidey-hole, emphasis on hole. This place is a dump. Dean seems to agree. And the power's out. Dean starts ranting about how much life sucks. Get a helmet. Nah, I'd never say that to Dean. Okay, maybe I would.
Sam pulls out the research on the Jersey Devil. The only one I've ever seen was on Cake Boss. Basically this thing is some sort of mixed-up, possibly made-up monster, except maybe it's not so made up. Sam shows Bobby the article about the RV couple; the wife's still missing. Uh, no, it's definitely not a bear. Oh my God: Dean just said "glamper"! I am laughing so hard right now!
Shoot, I looked away! Is this another Biggerson's? Just guessing from the uniforms. Wow, the guy they're talking to is named Ranger Rick. Rick says the rangers have no clue what's out in the forest, but his prevailing theory seems to be that Mother Nature is pissed off and taking it out on animals and people. Then he realizes that his ranger buddy is probably missing. Great observational skills there, hun. Bobby, looking like an awesome G-man, walks in. He's got an autopsy report; wasn't a leviathan, werewolf, or wendigo (nice bringing that up again!). Yup, this is a Biggerson's. Hahaha I can't believe Dean just had a minor altercation with a waiter! Wow, this waiter's got a temper! "Big Bird, Ken doll, and creepy uncle"? Ouch! Dean's eating turducken? Nice. That must be why Guy Bee (director) was asking about it on Twitter today. Dude, what is that waiter's problem? He's totally got something to do with this...
Time to investigate the forest. Who knew Bobby was such a Boy Scout? Oh, apparently he was a real hunter before he was our kind of hunter. Aww, they're talking about Sam and Dean's childhood! Bobby says he couldn't get either of the boys to shoot deer when they were little. Oh wow, pretty sure I just heard the quote of the night! "You don't shoot Bambi, you jackass, you shoot Bambi's mother." The guys find a body up a tree and call Ranger Rick, who appears ineffectual as ever. Uh oh, monster vision! And now Rick's been snagged...
The guys rush off to look for Rick. The Jersey Devil appears to have him up in the trees. Oh God, it's eating him. Bobby gets all Jedi-focused and fires a shot, which hits the Jersey Devil. Looks like it's dead, and remarkably human-looking. They bring it back to the cabin and drop it on the table. Suddenly, it springs up again. The guys pump it full of lead, taking it down again. It appears to have been a guy named Gerald. Bobby pokes it with a stick, yes, with a stick, and some odd goo comes out. Time for a makeshift autopsy! Gross on all accounts. Somehow Dean's hungry. Bobby and Sam try to figure out just what Gerald's been eating - a lot of really gross stuff. Gerald's adrenal glands are severely swollen. How is Dean hungry? Does he have a tapeworm?
The guys head back to Biggerson's. Dean's starting to sound stoned, and saying he doesn't care about anything. And why is everyone eating these turducken sandwiches. Something's up. Oh God, please don't tell me it's made of people! Bobby and Sam investigate the sandwich back at the hidey-hole. Dear lord, the sandwich is oozing the same stuff as Gerald! This is really gross. Soylent green moment, anyone? And why is it always Biggerson's? By the way, I'm finding that stoned Dean is right up there with drunk Sam in terms of adorable hilarity.
Sam, Dean, and Bobby stake out Biggerson's. Actually, Sam and Bobby stake it out; Dean's busy sleeping it off. Sam and Bobby talk about Dean; Sam's worried. Bobby wants to know how either of them can live when all they do is worry about each other, especially with Lucifer running around Sam's psyche. Sam says it could be worse. Bobby replies, "You always were one deep little sonofabitch." Man, he's got all the good lines tonight! A delivery truck pulls up to the restaurant. The guys follow it.
Cut to a random chick walking out to her car. Monster vision! Brendon the ill-tempered waiter jumps out of the bushes and starts smashing her head into the pavement. Something knocks him out. (Side note: I totally called Brendon's involvement in all this!)
The guys conduct surveillance at the meat plant. They see Edgar, the Leviathan that they dropped a car on earlier this season. Edgar pulls Brendon out of his trunk and takes him inside.
Inside the meat plant, Edgar instructs someone to put Brendon "with all the others". Hey, isn't that Dr. Leviathan from before? Just what kind of "experiment" are we talking about here? Are they trying to make more Leviathan?! That grey stuff Gerald was bleeding was about halfway to the black goo the Leviathans ooze. Edgar instructs Dr. Leviathan to burn the test subjects.
The guys continue their surveillance. Wait, why is Sammy off on his own? He's so going to get abducted. Bobby tries to get "all Sigmund Freud" on Dean, expressing worry for him, and then lecturing him because he's a hunter, not a "person". Gotta love a good lecture/chewing out from Bobby. And then he gets another great line! "You die before me, and I'll kill ya." Wow writers, awesome work!
Boss Leviathan Dick Roman shows up at the meat plant. Bahahaha what is this fake commercial we're watching? "The Rise of Dick"? Whoever came up with that is a genius! Bobby starts putting together some super-spy listening device to eavesdrop on the Leviathan and their evil plan.
Inside, Dr. Leviathan gives a progress report to Bossman Dick. The Leviathan have been adding something to the turducken to alter human DNA. Bossman Dick is not happy with a few failures that have happened. He's so about to kill Dr. Leviathan...
Outside, Bobby eavesdrops like a pro. Sam and Dean watch from the van with binoculars. They see Bossman Dick and Dr. Leviathan go into an office. Bossman Dick is not pleased with the "experiments" getting into the papers. Dr. Leviathan says he'll do anything to make it right. Bossman Dick makes Dr. Leviathan eat himself. Yikes. Oh no, Bobby's been discovered!
Sam and Dean go up to Bobby's spot on the roof, only to discover he's missing. Conveniently, an industrial cleaning truck pulls into the parking lot. Can you say "plot device"? Bobby's in Bossman Dick's office, and there's just a bib left of Dr. Leviathan. Bobby and Bossman Dick talk a little, mostly about guns. "I bet you appreciate guns," Bossman Dick says. "I'd sure appreciate one now," Bobby replies. Another great line! Bossman Dick says he's going to eat Bobby, but thinks he can get Sam and Dean when they come to rescue him. Bobby says they're to smart for that. Um, no, they're not. Not at all. Is if on cue, Sam and Dean bust into the warehouse, spraying industrial cleaner onto the Leviathan like
Back to the office. Hearing the pained screams of his fellow Leviathan, Bossman Dick realizes Sam and Dean have indeed come to the rescue. The second he's gone, Bobby starts going through his files and loads up a gun. Dude, what's up with the heavy breathing? Is Bobby okay? Bobby moves to leave the office, but is stopped by Bossman Dick's assistant. He shoots her and takes off.
In the warehouse, Sam takes on Bossman Dick. Bobby shows up and shoots him. Dean throws some more cleaner on Dick, and the guys take off. The boys make it to the van, but Bobby's still inside fighting. The get away just as Bossman Dick gets outside and starts shooting at them. Is everyone okay? Please tell me everyone's okay? Bobby? Bobby? Please answer! No, no NO!!! They can't end it like that! They just can't!!!!!!!!
Final Thoughts: Freaking the fuck out! They CANNOT kill Bobby off! I don't even know what else to say. I love Bobby; they just can't kill him! First Cas, now Bobby? NO!!!!!
Next Week: Bobby's in the hospital, and it doesn't look good. Did you see Dean move like something brushed against him? I bet you money it was a reaper. But they can't kill Bobby, they can't! Right?
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