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Open on a dizty girl in a hair salon. I have a feeling this hair dryer is going to be her doom...And it was. Fabulous hairdresser screams loudly.Cut to Dean sleeping. Strange dreams about Cas dying, Sam flipping out, and killing Amy. Boy's got issues.
I can't wait to see James Marsters and Charisma Carpenter!
Sam comes in from biking. Dean mocks him for working out. Apparently there's some odd happenings in Prosperity, Indiana. In addition to hair dryer girl, some guy boiled in a hot tub.
Sam knows something is off about Dean; he wants to talk. Predictably, Dean doesn't. Just how early is it, and Dean's drinking?
Creepy leviathan dude from before is on the phone with his boss. And there's a dead guy in his trunk...yikes.
The boys go to investigate Prosperity. Sam talks to hair dryer girl's sister, asks the standard questions. Sister gives standard answers, "Everyone loved her, no enemies, she was great." Well obviously not!
(I'm missing some of the dialogue because my twin 6-month-old cousins are crying, and a faulty garage door won't close...)
Dean checks out the hair salon. Fabulous hairdresser insists what happened should've been impossible. Dean finds a strange coin behind the dryer. Perhaps a hex talisman, Sam suggests. Dean pops into a liquor store. How is his liver still functioning?
Switch to a construction site. I feel like someone else is about to be very unlucky...oh, it's the guy going into the port-a-potty. Not a nail gun! Oh yeah, a nail gun...and he's dead. So very, very, dead...
Dean investigates the construction site. Sounds like the vic was well-liked. Nails in the eyes? Ew! No generator = no power for nail gun = WITCH! Dean finds another coin, like the one from the hair salon. Sam finds a connection between the victims: they were all working on a shopping center project.
A flask, really Dean? He's such an alcoholic...Anyway, Sam notices the plants around the bust of the head of the project are all dead. Dean says he saw the same thing around a bench with hair dryer girl's picture on it. Sidenote: Did Sam really just say "pics"? Shaking my head...
Now we meet Mr. Don Stark, who is James Marsters! God he looks good. Sam just said "java". Good lord! When did he turn into a teenage girl? Although he may have always been one, if you ask Dean. While Dean questions Don, Sam snoops. That shoe box full of sigils and other oddities definitely isn't weird.
Don and his wife are separated. Could be the stresser? (Sorry, Criminal Minds lingo haha) So Don cheated. Let me guess, with hair dryer girl. Called it!
Dean, Nicole Kidman isn't that hot. Back to the story: plants around the house are all dead. Dean calls Bobby and asks how to gank a witch. Haven't they done this before? The boys head over to Maggie's (the wife) place; she's not home. So logically they just sneak into a dangerous witch's house...that's our boys, right there. Dean finds a creepy shrine/hitlist in the closet. Maggie (Charisma Carpenter!) comes home while Dean's still snooping. Sam tries to hold her up, no luck. So instead he sets off her Porsche's alarm - and blames it on RLS? LMFAO!!! Looks like the assistant's next! Dude, Maggie's totally gonna notice you were in her house...yup, she noticed.
Cut to Jenny baking cupcakes. Maggie starts her witch curse chanting. OH MY GOD THERE'S A HEART IN THAT CUPCAKE!!! That's fucking nasty! This wins grossest scene of the season so far!
Understandably, Jenny is rattled. "There were hearts in my cupcakes! That's never happened before!" I'll bet not haha. Sam tells Jenny to leave town and "cool things off with Don Stark". Jenny says there wasn't an affair. Then why did Maggie want her dead?
Cut to Maggie organizing an art auction. Apparently her best friend/even planner told her about the affair. Don shows up and asks to speak with Maggie. He knows she's a witch?! Now he's blaming Maggie for his cheating. Apart from her being a homicidal witch, this is a pretty normal marital argument. So she knows Sam and Dean are hunters too. As Don walks out of the auction, his bust breaks. Maggie looks on creepily from a window. Sam and Dean realize Maggie could take out the whole town. Bobby calls back with what they need to do.
Now Maggie's practicing her speech for the auction. Loyal friend Sue is standing by, perhaps a little too closely. Calling it now: Sue's in love with Maggie, so she tells lies about Don to bust up their marriage.
Dean finally got some pie! But Sammy ruined it by dropping a bag of chicken feet on the table...gross.
Don pulls up outside the auction. Inside, Sue finds an eye in her martini, and all the paintings start to melt. Don's a witch too?! Oh yeah, Sue's totally in love with Maggie. And then she gets decapitated by a serving platter. Ouch. Maggie has declared war.
"Clean up on aisle 7". Charming Dean...They realize Don's a witch too and take off to find him. Uh oh, leviathan guy caught up with our boys. He watches and follows them. This is so not going to end well...
Sam and Dean wait outside Don's place for Maggie to show up. Maggie storms in, declaring she and Don are going to have it out. Sam and Dean try the little chicken feet spell, but it doesn't work. That would just be too easy. Don and Maggie start to double-team them, but Dean interrupts. He tries to play marriage counselor (Dr. Phil?). Before he gets too far off track, Sam cuts in. It doesn't go so well. Maggie puts Sam down, and Don tosses Dean through a glass door. Oh Sammy, quit while you're behind. Don and Maggie fight, taking most of it out on Sam and Dean. Don apologizes. Seriously boys, shut up, they might just kill you this time. Not bees! C'mon! While the CG bees swarm Dean's face, Don and Maggie rekindle their romance.
The boys head back to their room, and Dean starts drinking. Then leviathan guy shows up! Aaaah! Dean shoots him, like that'll do any good. I do not enjoy Winchester whumpage! Dude, Don just killed that leviathan! He's awesome! Oh wait, he's not dead. Don pulls hex coins from under Sam and Dean's beds. Apparently Maggie was still pissed about them trying to kill her.
Sam and Dean chain up leviathan guy and put him in the back seat. Not even the trunk? Guess they're going to lock him up at Bobby's. Sam wants to have a heart-to-heart, which I fully support. Dean, of course, doesn't want to. Sammy know something's off with his big brother; Dean deflects with sarcasm, per usual. Sam says Dean can unload, but we all know what's weighing on Dean: the fact that he killed Amy. And of course, Dean doesn't tell him.
Final Thoughts: I really enjoyed seeing James and Charisma; it's been far too long since I watched Angel. Maybe I'll start doing that again. The tension between Sam and Dean is definitely growing. Sam absolutely knows that something's eating at his big brother, but Dean won't tell him what. We all know that Dean can't hold onto this forever; he's got to tell Sam eventually. And I bet it's not going to be pretty when he does...
Next Week: Evil Sam and Dean? Excuse me while I hyperventilate for a while. This is going to be so much fun! I can't wait to see Jensen and Jared explore their dark sides! Oh shit, I've got a Halloween party next Friday! I won't be able to watch it live *cries*